hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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michaelgclifford:

@Luke5SOS: Me with my pet gibbon

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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HQ: Exclusive new photoshoot 2014

Credit us if you use.

(Source: 5secondsofsummer-network)

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The R-Rated Version of the Tag Game!

mssubtext:

Type each of these words into the tag bar and select the first tag that pops up:

  • Fuck
  • Shit
  • Unf
  • Sex
  • Damn
  • Ass
  • Moan
  • Bitch

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

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memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

(Source: justcashierthings)

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5 Seconds of Summer arrive at Jimmy Kimmel Live! - July 24, 2014.

(Source: fivesource)

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(Source: tiaraless)

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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